Interviewer: What Is Your Birth Date?
Comedian: 13th October
Interviewer: Which Year?
Comedian: Oye Ullu Ke Pathe___ EVERY YEAR
Manager Asked Comedian At An Interview.
Can You Spell A Word That Has More Than 100 Letters In It?
Comedian Replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
” After Returning Back From A Foreign Trip, Comedian Asked His Wife,
Do I Look Like A Foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Comedian: In London A Lady Asked Me Are You A Foreigner?
” One Tourist From U.S.A. Asked Comedian”
Tourist : Any Great Man Born In This Village???
Comedian: No Sir, Only Small Babies!!!
Lecturer: Write A Note On Gandhi Jayanti
So Comedian Writes, “Gandhi Was A Great Man, But I Don’t Know Who Is Jayanti.”
Interviewer: Just Imagine You Are On The3rd Floor, It Caught Fire And How Will You Escape?
Comedian: Its Simple. I Will Stop My Imagining !!!
Comedian: My Mobile Bill How Much?
Call Center Girl: Sir, Just Dial 123 To Know Current Bill Status
Comedian: Stupid, Not CURRENT(Electricity) BILL My MOBILE BILL.
Comedian: I Think That Girl Is Deaf..
Friend: How Do U Know?
Comedian: I Told I Love Her, But She Said Her Chappals Are New
Friend: I Got A Brand New Ford IKON For My Wife!
Comedian: Wow!!! That’s An Unbelievable Exchange Offer!!!
Comedian In Airplane Going 2 Bombay ..
While Its Landing He Shouted: ” Bombay .. Bombay ”
Air Hostess Said: “B Silent.”
Comedian: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”
Comedian: 13th October
Interviewer: Which Year?
Comedian: Oye Ullu Ke Pathe___ EVERY YEAR
Manager Asked Comedian At An Interview.
Can You Spell A Word That Has More Than 100 Letters In It?
Comedian Replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
” After Returning Back From A Foreign Trip, Comedian Asked His Wife,
Do I Look Like A Foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Comedian: In London A Lady Asked Me Are You A Foreigner?
” One Tourist From U.S.A. Asked Comedian”
Tourist : Any Great Man Born In This Village???
Comedian: No Sir, Only Small Babies!!!
Lecturer: Write A Note On Gandhi Jayanti
So Comedian Writes, “Gandhi Was A Great Man, But I Don’t Know Who Is Jayanti.”
Interviewer: Just Imagine You Are On The3rd Floor, It Caught Fire And How Will You Escape?
Comedian: Its Simple. I Will Stop My Imagining !!!
Comedian: My Mobile Bill How Much?
Call Center Girl: Sir, Just Dial 123 To Know Current Bill Status
Comedian: Stupid, Not CURRENT(Electricity) BILL My MOBILE BILL.
Comedian: I Think That Girl Is Deaf..
Friend: How Do U Know?
Comedian: I Told I Love Her, But She Said Her Chappals Are New
Friend: I Got A Brand New Ford IKON For My Wife!
Comedian: Wow!!! That’s An Unbelievable Exchange Offer!!!
Comedian In Airplane Going 2 Bombay ..
While Its Landing He Shouted: ” Bombay .. Bombay ”
Air Hostess Said: “B Silent.”
Comedian: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”
Teacher: “What Is Common Between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI And BUDHA?”
Comedian: “All Are Born On Government Holidays…!!!
Comedian: “All Are Born On Government Holidays…!!!
Sir: What Is Difference Between Orange And Apple?
Comedian: Color Of Orange Is Orange, But Color Of Apple Is Not APPLE
Comedian: Color Of Orange Is Orange, But Color Of Apple Is Not APPLE
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